superwhoavengedirectionlock:

timelordy-teganbreann:

Rebloggable, as requested.

Aussie slang Glossary [x]

As a proud australian, this is 100% accurate!

Robert Downey Jr.’s reaction to breaking his ankle while filming Iron Man 3 [x]

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

paganmoma:

I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.

motherfucking-bounce:

with0utaword:

pale-afrikan:

with0utaword:

kwills88:

Gollum Covers Taylor Swift

I am completely losing my shit over this.

omg. Im crying. This is amazing. 

this is too much for me in the morning, just, the chorus. omg

i cant stop listening to this. it gets me every time. 

THIS IS SO PERFECT OH FUCK.

captainmischief:

hippyhugger18:

the heat wave in Australia

except for the fact that Aus doesn’t have moose, squirrel or raccoons.

l0ve-yatta:

What was the point of trying after that?

l0ve-yatta:

What was the point of trying after that?

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 


AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

cali-canuck:

While trying to avoid the paparazzi, Kayne West walks in to a pole.

comeonemily:

ahhh good old aussie advertising